#1 spandex pants/jeggings

hello repeat offender, christina aguilera.

i am by no means a fashionista, but I do feel like I have an obligation to many to address something. women of the world, PLEASE. you can not just simply substitute pants with spandex. yea, those babies may be effing comfortable, but.. hellooo, they are the ultimate camel toe inducers. are you really willing to flash the world just for a little comfort? when you wear spandex, you have to be mindful about what you’re wearing on top, cause you gotta be MINDFUL about covering your V. i see enough vajayjay at work, i don’t need to see more outside of work.

simple solution: if those spandex pants are really necessary, perhaps wear a longer shirt? maybe go for a tunic? how about playing with shapes and wear a long, slouchy knit? together, we can make this trend extinct by 2012 and make the world a more aesthetically pleasing place to live in.

end of rant.